Archive for the ‘politice’ Category

Bretele

decembrie 11, 2007

Marius Tuca ramane somer. Apoi il paraseste si nevasta. In final proprietarul il arunca in strada. Fara nicio speranta, Tuca hotaraste sa se sinucida. Se urca el cumva pe sediul televiziunii si se arunca. In cadere, numera etajele: 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 8, 7, 8, 7…
- Baga-mi-aaas picioarele-n ele de bretele!

Outsourceing

noiembrie 24, 2007

I was feeling depressed the other day, so I called LifeLine. They had recently outsourced, so I was put through to their new Call Center in Pakistan. I explained that I was feeling suicidal. They were very excited to hear this and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane….

7 minuni

noiembrie 24, 2007

Cele 7 minuni ale Comunismului:
1. Toata lumea avea de lucru.
2. Desi toata lumea avea de lucru, nimeni nu muncea.
3. Desi nimeni nu muncea, planul se facea peste 100%.
4. Desi planul se facea peste 100%, nu puteai cumpara nimic.
5. Desi nu gaseai nimic de cumparat, toata lumea avea de toate.
6. Desi toata lumea avea de toate, toti furau.
7. Desi toti furau, niciodata nu lipsea nimic…