Simbolurile muncii

Noile simboluri ale muncii la birou sunt inghetata si porumbelul – “cine nu linge zboara”

Problems

Despite the old saying, “Don’t take your troubles to bed”, many men still sleep with their wives !!!

Marriage

A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing…

Sex for men

There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: TriWeekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

Wife

A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

Condom

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Heritage

When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can’t remember what I chose.

Nunta vinerea

E adevarat ca daca te insori vinerea inseamna ghinion ?
Da’ de ce sa faca vinerea exceptie?

Cand e bine sa mori?

De ce nu este bine sa mori lunea?
Pentru ca iti merge prost toata saptamana…

Sef

Un conducator nu trebuie niciodata sa se avante prea mult inaintea trupelor sale pentru ca risca sa fie impuscat in fund.