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Cheers

Februarie 5, 2008

„Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.” –- „Cheers”

Anunțuri

Distrat

Decembrie 11, 2007

– Mama, toti imi spun ca sunt foarte distrat. Chiar asa este?
– Baiete, tu locuiesti in casa de alaturi.

Cinzaca

Noiembrie 24, 2007

-Nu po’s’nteleg de ce am fost adus la pol .. politie! exclama un betiv, plin de indignare!

– Pentru bautura! ii raspunde ofiterul de serviciu.

– Pai, de ce nu zici asa? Adu-mi un coniac!

Ragaiti in ordine

Noiembrie 24, 2007

Un betiv intra intr-un bar, se opreste in fata unui cuplu si ragaie. Tanarul, furios:

– Cum indraznesti sa ragai inaintea prietenii mele?

– Scuze nu stiam ca e randul ei!